One and the same
Buttheadsports.com insiders have broke the story on the everlasting Griffin-Davis debate. This mind boggling issue can now be put to rest since we can now confirm that Peter Griffin and Baron Davis are indeed the same person. The signs were everywhere, yet no one could say without a doubt that these two were in fact one. They both have the same build: stubby; they both make extremely irrational decisions that defy all logic: in any family guy episode, or when Peter – excuse me Baron, decided to join the Clippers and in our never before seen footage to your left…. The pubic hair beards!!
This was the major slip up to reveal the identities. Peter went out on the town, removing all of his black make-up and boosters in his shoes (that’s how he was taller and had some hops – you really thought Baron’s ankles are ALWAYS sprained) but forgot to take off the pubic beard that has now become the trademark look of his basketball alter ego.
When confronted in the theater about this discovery, all Davis (actually the bird in his beard) said was (Listen below):
Hahahaha. I alway wondered what Baton Davis was hiding in that beard. I can’t believe he can be a basketball player and a cartoon at the same time, I mean think of the time schedule and commitment. He is amazing!