A real photo from after the FL-ALA game
In the wake of the Florida loss to Alabama last week in college football, the question on everyone’s mind is not who will win the Heisman trophy, or how will Brian Kelly fair as the new Notre Dame coach, it is obviously “Who will Jesus stab in the back during bowl week?”. We all know that the Savior and Tim Tebow’s personal friend, Jesus, obviously favored Alabama over Florida in that game, as was revealed when Alabama RB Mark Ingram thanked God at the end of the game, proving that the All Mighty was indeed the 12th man for Alabama in that game. We all know how Jesus used to favor Michael Chang in his tennis matches against Andre Agassi, and Michael used to point to the sky to thank Him. Andre has not forgot this and has spilled the beans on God in his new book…talk about a grudge.
My question to Hey-Zeus is WHY??!! Tim Tebow is a devoted christian, and has spent countless hours, days and years of his life devoted to you and your teachings. He teaches the gospel and even spends his time circumcising unsuspecting African boys in the summer time. He wears his now iconic eye black with bible verse references … maybe we should have looked closer… the verse he had in that SEC championship game was John 16:33 “These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.” If we read that closer we might have seen that Tim Tebow himself knew that there was going to be “tribulations” and maybe he even knew that he would be betrayed….just like Jesus knew back in the day….wait a second… is Tim…Jesus??!!!
I can not deny or confirm the rumor that Tim Tebow is in fact Jesus, but there is definitely speculation…and if he is, then did he technically back stab himself?? In any case, Jesus will lead the Gators against Cincinnati in their bowl game… and the end question is still, will he have time to go and sabotage another bowl game for some other religious quarterback? Watch out Colt McCoy, even when you’re not playing him….Tebow is there…