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The origins of Tiger Woods.

I was serving my dogs some succulent canine food while listening to ESPN news on TV and I was abhorred by the “reporters” discussing Tiger Woods. Until a few days ago I thought he only crashed his car into a mailbox or something, and I got worried. Not for Tiger, but for his car. Because I said: “Man, I wonder which one of his cars he trashed? ” Then the staff at Buttheadsports.com started to receive reports from various news organizations (from Facebook to Twitter) about:   Mr. Wood’s marriage,  GEICO auto insurance,  Tiger running away from his wife because she was armed with golf clubs that were used to smash the car,  how cool are those cavemen commercials,  infidelity, etc. etc.;  we were stunned. The media circus around this story is just pathetic at best. All the speculations surrounding  Tiger, as well as the predictability of ESPN to follow up on these every hour , has emboldened the cause of Buttheadsports.com which is to deliver unfiltered real news sports. Here we don’t care about Tiger Woods marriage problems and all that drama. We only care of how bad ass his name really is. I mean think about it, as a kid your name is Tiger and you’re cool for life.  To this  matter, our janitor “Rob” changed his name to “Panda”.

Panda, formerly known as Rob

Now ESPN is reporting as a headline story that Tiger Wood’s mom and mother in law were at the site of the crash and millions of dollars are being offered to his wife to stay in the marriage, etc. To our colleagues of ESPN.com news service we would like to say: “WHO CARES!!?? We strongly encourage them to report on impact stories such as: Are the Packers football helmets made out of real cheese; and what is its nutritional value?