Butthead Sports

While taking a dump this morning, I got to thinking. Peyton Manning pulled out another comeback win yesterday for the Colts over the Houston Texans to continue yet another undefeated start to a season. I was not impressed, and in my opinion, neither was Peyton. Since we have no way of contacting Manning, and “his [...]

We don’t always get our way. Not at work, not at home, not even with our friends. Life isn’t fair, and even though sometimes we may deserve more, we have to make best with what we have. Wait a minute….I sound like “a man”, as in “take it like a man”. Someone who is responsible [...]

Buttheadsports.com sources have informed us that the 7 ft center of the Cleveland Cavaliers Shaquille “Shaqtus, The Diesel, The Big Witness Protection etc..” O’Neal has now in fact turned into a REAL cactus. Our informants have attributed the transformation to nightly wishing upon a star by O’Neal as well as following the old saying “If [...]

IF he even considers for a second thinking about taking the Notre Dame job. I will replace the logo on the site with his face forever! Why would he want to demote himself? Notre Dame has been a big time program since the beginning of time. It has won championships and set all the records…in [...]

How many times have we all wanted to see “the game” on TV and when we tune in the sports channel we are left in awe at the ridiculous program they are transmitting because it ain’t even a sport.  I mean, come on seriously.  The whoring of sports lies heavily on the corporate sponsorships and [...]

Jose Canseco was one of these players that back in the day you thought he was going to be great. But later on he was a hot potato, everybody was trading him, and Canseco was all over North America. In Oakland to Texas, to Boston, to Oakland again, to Toronto (Canada), to Tampa, to NY [...]

I’m so tired of people complaining and having debates about Boise State not being in the BCS championship game because they are “undefeated”. I put that in quotes because their definition of undefeated is beating up on high school teams that no one has heard of. Supposed sports analysts actually consider the schedule that Boise [...]

… especially when Brett Favre isn’t going to be serving it up for long. The Minnesota Vikings signed Brad “Chilli” Childress to a contract extension through 2013 this past week, saying they were happy with his performance and all the same lame old talk. Is this not the same Chilli that was there before Brett [...]

I’m glad that Adam Morrison has put his $5.3 Mil. that he is making this year to good use…he got a haircut. I recently saw that Morrison is making 5.3 Million dollars this year. Yes I said million and yes I said dollars. The Lakers must really like the heat that comes from his ass [...]

Buttheadsports.com sources are confirming the rumor that Pau Gasol actually sustained his hamstring injury while acting on the set of the popular TV series CSI:Miami. Pau played the role of “Victor” an innocent driver that gets into a car accident. Although many thought that the hamstring was pulled while he was playing the corpse in [...]