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For most of the first playoff series against the OKC Thunder, the Lakers looked old and tired. They were pretty much outplayed and out-hustled by a young team full of future superstars. “There was no intensity” says Derek Fisher, who was a featured victim of many ankle breaking crossovers and facial dunks by Thunder point [...]

After yet another disappointing season with Cleveland, sources deep within the Cavaliers organization have confirmed that Lebron James will indeed leave the team.  Surprisingly the NBA star, heralded by many as the best all around player in the planet, will also be departing the NBA all together to play for the more competitive Japanese Basketball [...]

Buttheadsports.com sources have informed us that the 7 ft center of the Cleveland Cavaliers Shaquille “Shaqtus, The Diesel, The Big Witness Protection etc..” O’Neal has now in fact turned into a REAL cactus. Our informants have attributed the transformation to nightly wishing upon a star by O’Neal as well as following the old saying “If [...]

I’m glad that Adam Morrison has put his $5.3 Mil. that he is making this year to good use…he got a haircut. I recently saw that Morrison is making 5.3 Million dollars this year. Yes I said million and yes I said dollars. The Lakers must really like the heat that comes from his ass [...]

Buttheadsports.com insiders have broke the story on the everlasting Griffin-Davis debate. This mind boggling issue can now be put to rest since we can now confirm that Peter Griffin and Baron Davis are indeed the same person. The signs were everywhere, yet no one could say without a doubt that these two were in fact [...]

I think we should replace the name of ‘God’ on our green backs with ‘LeBron’. I mean they do kinda rhyme, and right now he already has a temple at ESPN. Am I being idiotic, or does it seem like when we thought Lebron couldn’t get any bigger or more talked about in the NBA, [...]