Butthead Sports

For most of the first playoff series against the OKC Thunder, the Lakers looked old and tired. They were pretty much outplayed and out-hustled by a young team full of future superstars. “There was no intensity” says Derek Fisher, who was a featured victim of many ankle breaking crossovers and facial dunks by Thunder point [...]

Who would have ever thought that after all the dust cleared, that Jose Canseco would be standing tall … baseball and all its sluggers, even the comish Bud “Fifi boy” Selig crumbled at his feet… but that’s exactly what has happened. “He’s doing it for the money” when he published his book talking about steroid [...]

In the wake of the Florida loss to Alabama last week in college football, the question on everyone’s mind is not who will win the Heisman trophy, or how will Brian Kelly fair as the new Notre Dame coach, it is obviously “Who will Jesus stab in the back during bowl week?”. We all know [...]

ESPN’s ‘Have a beer’ week, formerly known as ‘Jimmy V’ week has now officially begun. Jimmy V week was originally established to serve the purpose of raising awareness about cancer and to promote donations to cancer research in order to help rid us from this horrible disease that claims the life of millions each year. [...]

While taking a dump this morning, I got to thinking. Peyton Manning pulled out another comeback win yesterday for the Colts over the Houston Texans to continue yet another undefeated start to a season. I was not impressed, and in my opinion, neither was Peyton. Since we have no way of contacting Manning, and “his [...]

We don’t always get our way. Not at work, not at home, not even with our friends. Life isn’t fair, and even though sometimes we may deserve more, we have to make best with what we have. Wait a minute….I sound like “a man”, as in “take it like a man”. Someone who is responsible [...]

Buttheadsports.com sources have informed us that the 7 ft center of the Cleveland Cavaliers Shaquille “Shaqtus, The Diesel, The Big Witness Protection etc..” O’Neal has now in fact turned into a REAL cactus. Our informants have attributed the transformation to nightly wishing upon a star by O’Neal as well as following the old saying “If [...]

IF he even considers for a second thinking about taking the Notre Dame job. I will replace the logo on the site with his face forever! Why would he want to demote himself? Notre Dame has been a big time program since the beginning of time. It has won championships and set all the records…in [...]

I’m so tired of people complaining and having debates about Boise State not being in the BCS championship game because they are “undefeated”. I put that in quotes because their definition of undefeated is beating up on high school teams that no one has heard of. Supposed sports analysts actually consider the schedule that Boise [...]

… especially when Brett Favre isn’t going to be serving it up for long. The Minnesota Vikings signed Brad “Chilli” Childress to a contract extension through 2013 this past week, saying they were happy with his performance and all the same lame old talk. Is this not the same Chilli that was there before Brett [...]